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dizzyghoast:

dizzyghoast:

dizzyghoast:

i think its funny how if you imagine something scary enough your brain starts treating it like its real and out to get you. its really cool and not annoying at all

someone: i made up a guy called the Scary Getter! He’s real spooky when he tries to getter you!

me: wow thats scary…..the Scary Getter…..what if hes real….what if he getters me???

gonna start reblogging this every time i start worrying about about the Scary Getter

percyfraser:

PROJECT HAIL MARY
2026 — dir. Phil Lord & Christopher Miller

phantomrose96:

phantomrose96:

phantomrose96:

phantomrose96:

A master to his action-hero trainee says, “Your movements are sloppy. You lack awareness of your body when you fight. Your hands move and yet you do not hold them in your mind’s eye. Come. We will remedy this.”

And then the master paints his trainee’s fingernails and orders the trainee to complete a series of complicated tasks without smudging the nail polish.

Trainee grumbles that this is stupid when the first set of tasks is just cleaning the dojo. Within two minutes he reaches for the dustpan and knocks the edge of his pinky nail against it in a way he’s never noticed before. He’s staring at the baby blue smudge and suddenly he understands things differently.

There’s a montage of days passing as he fetches water, chops wood, hoes crops, washes clothes. His nails are a different color during each cut. He’s sprinting up the mountain with a fresh wet pedicure and the master is nodding in approval. The master’s nails are flawless tech art.

He’s reached his final assessment and it’s a sparing match against his master. The air smells of acetone. His and the master’s nails are all freshly painted. He must land a blow on the master with his mani and pedi fully intact.

Suns and moons pass. Streak in the ring finger. Smudge on the pinky. A full-handed block at the cost of three nails of paint. A hit on his master, and he hoots in delight until the master points out the unguarded toe whose polish is now streaked across the master’s robe.

Days pass in frustration and exhaustion. By day 40, he has every digit of his acutely in his mind’s eye. He senses the master’s attack, ducks, dodges, all fingers all toes all himself, aware, and he strikes with his wooden sword.

It connects with the master. The master pauses. The trainee raises his left hand into view–5 digits of flawless sunflower yellow. His left foot. His right foot. And finally his right hand, raised in triumph.

The master smiles. “You have passed. I have just one more technique to teach you.”

The technique is how to draw little flowers into the nail art. So really this one is optional.

gay-hrithik-roshan:

kosmogrl:

asksloyxp:

shinyrock6498:

asksloyxp:

Maybe if I just work harder, this empty cup will pour again

Maybe the cup needs a bit of time to rest and refill?

Maybe the cup needs to lock the fuck in???

owenhcrper:

dr ryland “bad lab practice” grace

hunter-rodrigez:

babushkaat:

kitty perfect weight for picking up for cuddles! kitty very Soft and warm and will purr comfortably in your arms. Pick up kitty. no problems ever when picking up kitty because good weight and size for picking up after surgery.

maidthings:

i really like how the milkman exists as an entirely fossilized character who now serves no purpose other than to fuck people’s wives for the punchline

victoryrifle:

THE MUMMY RETURNS (2001) dir. Stephen Sommers

released 25 years ago today (April 29, 2001)

tartrazeen:

autumn2may:

storybookprincess:

being sick & miserable objectively sucks, but it has become significantly easier to cope with since learning that “sickness behavior” is a well documented part of the body’s immune response

feeling not only physically but also emotionally like fucking garbage is unfortunately an extremely effective way to force your body to prioritize fighting infection & keeping you alive. i don’t have to like it, but knowing why i get weepy & pathetic when sick does help at least a little

i just found out that this is not common knowledge and am reblogging so more people know

YOUR BODY DOES THIS ON PURPOSE

YOU ARE NOT A BAD PERSON BECAUSE OR “WEAK” WHEN YOU ARE SICK IF YOU CAN"T CARRY ON AS NORMAL

Rereading this on my sick days 🙏🏽